There's something awkwardly fascinating and controversial about this 20 year old from Tennessee. Is Maxim's sexiest woman reaching out? Is she dealing with a bad break up? And why does she keep doing that thing with her tongue? I would love to know what's really on her mind...
(This is the fun bit!)
HERE'S WHAT I THINK IS GOING ON IN MILEY'S MIND
"No, honestly. I sleep this way like ALL the time"
"Hey....I still got it!"*
"I don't care if people don't want to see my ass. I am sexy and you all love me!"
" Urgh! There's something on my cheek...hang on...let me just...try...and...lick....."
"ARGH I still can't reach it! Can I just balance on you?"
So this morning I was all like...skinny leg? Wide leg? Skinny leg? Wide leg? Then I was just like...HELL I'm Miley Cyrus and I can do what I want to!!!
(*Yes I know this is Niall from One Direction)